Drama\Mex Page #3

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Look, we're the "You hire us" and

those over there are the "Never fails".

They're old and they've got fat asses.

That's why they hate us.

They're so pissed

they even hit us the other day

'cause we took off with

some real smooth dudes.

And if they see you with us,

they'll want to hit you.

Yeah, so be real careful,

'cause they hit hard.

Well, seems like these guys are sucked in,

but there's only three, so we'll catch you later.

- Find yourself one, sis.

- But I...

- Don't let them take your clothes off.

- I want to go with you.

Hello.

Hello.

Buddy! Buddy!

- Buddy, buddy, do you want a room?

- Yes, for a night.

- Can I get your luggage?

- No, thank you, I don't have any.

The keys are in the door.

If you need anything, just ask for it.

Fine.

F***ing brilliant.

- How much is it?

- 28 pesos.

Don't you have any change?

Nope.

Oh, you're American?

Let me see yours.

It will grow, I promise.

- What are you doing here?

- What?

What do you mean what?

What are you doing here?

Just hanging, can't you see?

Get lost.

Nope.

We were here first, so move it, jerk.

Well, I'm not moving. So how about that?

If you don't move,

I'll beat the crap out of you.

What?

- I will beat the crap out of you.

- What?

That I will beat the crap out of you.

So I'm asking you nicely, beat it.

- Cool.

- No "cool." I mean it, you creep, piss off.

- You piss off.

- You!

You.

You.

Cool.

Fat sluts!

Hello.

How you doing, mister?

Fine, just fine.

Hey.

- Are you tired?

- What?

- I asked if you're tired.

- Yes, a bit.

Do you want a massage

with relaxation?

No, not right now.

- Come on.

- I said no.

Come on.

- No.

- Then buy me a drink.

- What?

- Then buy me a drink.

I said no.

Miserable old tightwad.

Yes, so?

No good.

You probably don't have

any money, anyway.

Real cool, mister.

Have a blast of a time

here in boredom-land, mister.

Cool vibe, man.

What's your trip, you old fart?

Go laugh at your mother, a**hole.

What?

I'm hungry.

So are we gonna take off or what?

I don't know.

- Do you love me?

- No.

No?

- Then neither do I.

- That's cool.

Come on, Chano, seriously.

What?

- Do you love me?

- I said yes.

Chano, you make me want to puke.

I make you want to puke?

- Yeah.

- Why?

Because you're a coward.

I'm not a coward, okay?

Prove it.

- You're so silly!

- You asked for it, Fernanda.

I mean it, Chano, prove it!

Okay, okay, okay.

We'll get some money together

and split from here.

- Just like that?

- Uh-huh.

I don't know.

I can't just leave like that.

Why not? It's your decision.

Gonzalo would totally lose it,

and I really do care about him.

It's your call.

- Okay. Did you like it?

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